all dicked up

a situation or item that gets fouled up

man , this car is all dicked up

jesus your girlfriend is all dicked up

by slayer 90 October 2, 2011

glitter dicked

When a man or woman has come in sexual contact with someone who has glitter dick

Brittany, you really should see a doctor if you think your ex glitter dicked you.

by TomatoTomandJerry February 3, 2013

Monkey Dicked

When you and your girlfriend/wife are alone and you remove your pants down to your male piston and start screaming and hollaring as of a monkey shaking and swing tenderloin all in her face smacking leaving peter prints all over her face, after done you say.. you just been monkey dicked!

Did you see Mary’s face Kim ...it looks like she got monkey dicked last night.

by 😝EB Mfers😝 June 15, 2018

dinked

The act of being absolutely useless and having no concept of reality.

by Al ralphs & Ryan MacKenzie February 16, 2003

dicked out

To be extremely annoyed or angry because you felt something unfair or uncalled for happened to you. Coming from the combination of Dicked - meaning something that was unfair i.e. that was "dicked"; and Out - meaning to go to an extreme i.e. the girl got all decked "out"

My friends flaked on me the other night, I was waiting in the parking lot for them for two hours. I was so dicked out.

by Colette Claire June 16, 2010

F-disked

screwed, fubar, SOL, fucked, and buggy

F-disked comes from the term "F disking" the computer (which means to format) therefore and anything that is nerf, or not right is f-disked

Classic
<the user> my windows wont boot
<the tech> im going to have to F-disk it
Modern
<the user> i got caught with over 2 million in stolen stuff
<the tech> your so f-disked

by Justin December 14, 2004

Getting dicked

When a person has sexual inter course, or is in the procces of it

Hey she's in there getting dicked right now

by Low ballet October 18, 2015