toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

by Rochelle Affleck September 25, 2005

Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.

1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.

by LesPaulC December 1, 2010

Hill Dew

A cocktail which consists of any immediately available liquors when a girl asks for a drink, which when mixed together results in her saying "He'll do" and going to bed with him

Girl: "I don't really have anything to drink in there"
Guy: "Oh, well you have the mixings for a hill dew"
Girl: "What's in that?"
Guy: You'll see...

by benchrisbalmerwhite January 5, 2012

nut dew

The name given to moisture found on a man's scrotum first thing in the morning.

Mandy: Your balls are so sweaty!
Randy: It's not sweat it's nut dew

by Nut Burger May 13, 2014

Milroy dew

The first pirson drinks a 12 pack of mnt dew and waits till the have to piss really bad and shove there dick in the others ass and they need to hold it till the can no more. And relase it back into the first persons mouth and then drink it

Me and her did the milroy dew best. Bevrege ever

by Thedewmasters October 7, 2016

Beer dew

Take a spoonful of coffee grounds and put her in your mouth and then chase it with beer

Tommy: “Dude I’m feeling a little tired”
Benny: “Dude rip a beer dew, it’s like blow but different”

by T-cents May 21, 2020