A mocha deluxe daddy is referred to as a black man because their skin matches the color of the mocha beverage. He is considered a man of top quality, and extremely hard to resist. Not only he's irresistible by his looks, but he is also irresistible in bed to a point where pulling out isn't an option.
Her lady Friend: Who's that guy on your phone?
Her: oh him? That's my mocha deluxe daddy. Omg he's so hot!
Her: oh him? That's my mocha deluxe daddy. Omg he's so hot!
by Anonymous sourcer September 30, 2022
The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.
Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "
by T1ts March 24, 2022
by Supsgt October 30, 2021
When you drink the milkshake you found in your brothers room and feel an anime figurine hit your lips.
by BoppinaHooker69 March 21, 2022
by JustinDonut December 1, 2021
The act of growing a pair of breasts and spontaneously firing pineapple juice everywhere, usually as a result of intense excitement or pleasure.
The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.
Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.
The growth of the breasts only occurs if the subject is male or a female with undeveloped breasts.
Occurs most commonly after eating a pineapple whole on a Sunday, hence the name.
Guy 1: "Ayy man, my girlfriend had a total Funtime Pineapple Deluxe Sunday Special last night in bed. Tasted absolutely delicious."
Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."
Guy 2: "Man, that happened to me once, and the boobs haven't gone away yet."
by iLolbit February 19, 2017
Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum
Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.
by CBTmaster69 February 24, 2021