Big Data

Modern day version of Big Brother. Online searches, store purchases, Facebook posts, Tweets or Foursquare check-ins, cell phone usage, etc. is creating a flood of data that, when organized and categorized and analyzed, reveals trends and habits about ourselves and society at large.

Search engines and marketing companies have gathered and sorted 90% of all information on our habits ever created by our species in just the past 2 years and 10% of all photographs taken in the history of cameras and videos where taken in 2011 all from the electronic devices which we are either unable or unwilling to live without.

Girl: Hey did you see those crazy photos I posted on Facebook? Sexy, right?

Boy: No.

Girl: No? I tweeted them and sexted them to you too.

Boy: I'm trying to stay off the grid.

Girl: What on Earth for?!

Boy: Because Big Data is watching, that's why, and I don't I don't want the government knowing my business!

Girl: You're weird.

Boy: And you're just another rat in the maze.

by Tenacious Faulker December 8, 2012

turbo data weasel

One with an insatiable thirst for useless knowledge and an uncanny knack in manipulating others.

Not only did Scott know the gestation period of a hippo, but he also tried to get me to make him a cup of tea. What a turbo data weasel.

by Fraser January 5, 2005

Big Data

A person working in data that happens to be large in stature, chubby or portly.

They call Pat, Big Data for his girth and Microsoft Excel skills.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

gathering carpet topography data

When you pass out, either from lack of sleep or various "chemically induced" methods, on a floor which has been carpeted.

William drank so many beers last night that he was gathering carpet topography data by sunrise.

by dejaflu September 8, 2010

Swapping data

To exchange genetic material/DNA with another, typically in the form of bodily fluids through an erotic act.

Sorry I didn't get you back bruh, was swapping data with that THOT.

by lexemes_and_memes September 21, 2018

city-data forum

A heavily restrictive trashy forum, based in and operated from Pyongyang, North Korea. Mods live in Pyongyang, the administrator is a relative of Kim Il-Sung. Forum operates under the laws of the Juche philosophy, the Kim dynasty, and the laws of North Korea. They ban anyone at their discretion for posting something they don't like, and to no surprise as North Korea is a totalitarian dictatorship with zero freedom of speech.

city-data forum

Thread deleted. Reason; redundant. Actually, Violation of the laws of the DPRK, Disrespect against the DPRK.

You have been banned for the following reason.

Trolling. Actually, Violation of our laws - Treason against the DPRK and the Juche/Kim dynasty.

Date the ban will be lifted; Never.

by He who knows11 October 26, 2020

dream data

Information that is placed into somebodies subconcious during the time of a dream. This information is acknowledged and accepted by the person dreaming where in reality someone would normally question it.

Guy1: Dude! in my dream me and my girlfriend were attacking this demon guy and omg it was just so unreal.
Guy2: but dude, you don't have a girlfriend.
Guy1: yeah, I know.
Guy2: well, wtf then?, don't you find that kind of strange?.
Guy1: nah dude, it was the dream data you can't deny that shit.

by ZippoTheCat June 21, 2006