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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Daddies ghost

When your father takes his penis and cums in your eyes making you unable to see
John = ohh I gave my daughter some of my daddies ghost
by Whenudaddybeatsu October 24, 2019
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Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020
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diddlehole

The hole in the crotch of one's pajamas or other type of lounging pants that allows said person to diddle themselves without removing them.
Susan discovered a hole in the crotch of her pants and realized she could use it as a diddlehole.
by twin88 March 11, 2023
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bang diddle

used to describe something that's bangin.
that girl is bang diddle.
those sneakers are bang diddle
by jballz October 19, 2007
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Pipple Daddee

A person who opens a brothel so that they have manager rights to free sex from the ladies
Johnald: You smell
Greg Fiddle Thumbs: Yes

A classic example of a Pipple Daddee
by Mysterioso Leg December 17, 2010
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Babeh Daddeh

(Bay-beh Dad-ay) (n.): a generic term that usually refers to the male figure of a relationship. Even if the said-individual is not procreating with thier spouse.
Jennifer Lopez's babeh daddeh is Casper Smart.
by drdvader February 12, 2013
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