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donkey splat 

Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major donkey splats."
donkey splat by Torchiest March 10, 2009

donkey bridge 

A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.

Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?

Professor: (see definition)
donkey bridge by Evan L. June 5, 2007

donkey sombrero

A.K.A. "Ass Hat". This term was invented for those who find the terminology "Ass Hat" offensive or unsuitable for younger ears.
Ex. 1:
Thing 1 calls thing 2 and Ass Hat in front of little Thing 3. Now, little Thing 3 asks Thing 1 and Thing 2 what an "Ass Hat" is...
In order to avoid such uncomfortable situations, the terminology that should be used is "Donkey Sombrero".
Now, if we take a step back and rewind, *Thing 1 to Thing 2: "You're a Donkey Sombrero!"* *Thing 3 to Thing 1: "What's a Donkey Sombrero?"* *Thing 2 to Thing 3: "A Donkey Sombrero is a special hat to keep sun out of the donkeys eyes!"

Example 2:
**McDouche is an ASS HAT for fucking with peoples feelings**

Donkey Limp 

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.
Donkey Limp by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013

donkey-witch 

An atrociously unattractive female with a face resembling the rear end of a donkey and a personality of a witch.

A face repulsive enough to blind.

A female ugly enough to cause instant eye-watering and gag reflex on sight.
As I was trying to leave the party I got trampled by three donkey-witches on my way out.
donkey-witch by Dfishdaddy March 17, 2014

donkey on the edge 

On the edge of an emotional breakdown
I'm seriously a donkey on the edge right now ....
donkey on the edge by HolyHolly August 12, 2017