An award awarded to a person who does humanity a favor by removing himself from the gene pool by losing the ability to reproduce either by death or sterilization in a stupid fashion. This ensures their hereditary mental incompetence cannot be passed on to future generations, thus bettering the human race. However easy it is to obtain the award, one can be disqualified for a number of reasons, including insanity. This I don't understand, as insanity is considered undesirable in the gene pool as well.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
Get the Darwin Award mug.A term of endearment between couples. Younger couples use the word less since it can sound very patronizing and old. However, it's come a long ways since the 1950's flair it gives out. It has been commonly used in the latest pop/ punk/rock/emo song hits these days. Darling is going to be the next "boo".
"Darling, what is going on?" -Escape the Fate
"And darling, dear, get a grip." -Cute Is What We Aim For
"'Cause darling what did you expect?"- Fall Out Boy
Girl: "Be my darling."
Guy: "Dude, my grandma calls my grandpa that."
Girl: "B-but-but it's sooo cute!"
"And darling, dear, get a grip." -Cute Is What We Aim For
"'Cause darling what did you expect?"- Fall Out Boy
Girl: "Be my darling."
Guy: "Dude, my grandma calls my grandpa that."
Girl: "B-but-but it's sooo cute!"
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Many people believe Charles Darwin was a racist. He was not and that has been proven time and time again. Charles Darwin was a British person, born February 12 1809, described by himself as "A very ordinary boy, rather below the common standard of intelect." Charles Darwin might have been a country parson like his father thought, although a quick quirk of fate kept him from that turnout, when a botanist recommended Darwin for an appointment as a naturalist on the H.M.S. Beagle (without pay!). Darwin revolutionalised evolution when he wrote a book in 1858 called "The Origin of the Species" and published it in 1859. His friend, with whom he hadn't talked about evolution at all, sent him a journal which was very much like Darwin's book! Darwin was shocked and quickly published his book before his friend published his, and it sold out on the first day. Darwin has been hated by many Christians throughout the past century and a half. Darwin has been said to have "put god out of a job". Darwin quietly gave up Christianity. Many Christians find room for both God and Darwin, but most Christians think Darwin was a heretic. I am a Darwinist, and am currently running a petition to make April 19th a religious holiday, as Darwin died April 19th, 1882, after being bedridden for a very long time.
There are three major kinds of Darwinism...
Religious Darwinism, where religious people find room for their god(s) and Darwin, and
Agnostic Darwinism, where people don't disbelieve in god but they believe in Darwin's theories, and
Athiest Darwinism (me), where people don't believe in any god but believe in Darwin.
Athiest Darwinism is probably the most practiced. I believe Darwin was right because human and chimpanzee DNA only differs by about 2%. Also, there has been definite proof of things more than 6000 years old (when Christians think the world was made), such as Dinosaur fossils.
Darwin, Australia is a place.
My argument for Athiest Darwinism is that... How come there isn't peace and love and all that stuff? Because god left us to our own divices? So after the creation of the universe god decided to lie on the couch, have a beer and watch some T.V.? So god's Homer Simpson? We're screwed.
There are three major kinds of Darwinism...
Religious Darwinism, where religious people find room for their god(s) and Darwin, and
Agnostic Darwinism, where people don't disbelieve in god but they believe in Darwin's theories, and
Athiest Darwinism (me), where people don't believe in any god but believe in Darwin.
Athiest Darwinism is probably the most practiced. I believe Darwin was right because human and chimpanzee DNA only differs by about 2%. Also, there has been definite proof of things more than 6000 years old (when Christians think the world was made), such as Dinosaur fossils.
Darwin, Australia is a place.
My argument for Athiest Darwinism is that... How come there isn't peace and love and all that stuff? Because god left us to our own divices? So after the creation of the universe god decided to lie on the couch, have a beer and watch some T.V.? So god's Homer Simpson? We're screwed.
Please read Zoology of the Voyage of the Beagle, The Origin of the Species, and the Decent of Man, all by Charles Darwin, for more information.
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Get the charles darwin mug.Dallin is one of the most caring sweetest guys you will ever meet. He isn't afraid to be embarassed and doesn't care what others think. He just goes out there and is himself. If you meet a Dallin never let him go he is always there to talk to and is a great friend. He will have the voice of an angel too. not to mention he smells good and uses chapstick:) If you meet this Dallin he will be part Asian and beautiful! He is so adorable and his laugh is amazing! He will be the best guy you will ever meet so don't ever think about letting him slip through your fingers!
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Australia's Northern Territory.
It is sold in a 2 litre bottle
It is quite expensive and thus mostly a tourist gimmick. The Darwin Stubby was first introduced in April 1958 with an 80-imperial-fluid-ounce (2,270 ml; 76.9 U.S. fl oz) capacity.
Australia's Northern Territory.
It is sold in a 2 litre bottle
It is quite expensive and thus mostly a tourist gimmick. The Darwin Stubby was first introduced in April 1958 with an 80-imperial-fluid-ounce (2,270 ml; 76.9 U.S. fl oz) capacity.
Darwin Stubbies are awesome to get pissed on, they have 2 lires of beer in them. Good for the hot Darwin weather mate.
by pantspirate June 10, 2009
Get the Darwin Stubbie mug.When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.
by DangleSighter September 11, 2011
Get the Darwin Dangle mug.Dallin is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Don’t ever let him go!!! I made that mistake once and it will haunt me forever. He is the most talented person I know... athletic... a voice of an angel... intelligent... incredible humor... the list goes on! Don’t be stupid like me. Put down your pride and insecurities and just say hello!
If you should learn anything from this definition, remember to not take for granted the greatest gifts in your life, for when you really need him... he won’t be there and you can only blame yourself. Then you’ll be posting random things on Urban Dictionary and Reddit and wallowing in your self pity, regret, and sorrow.
If you should learn anything from this definition, remember to not take for granted the greatest gifts in your life, for when you really need him... he won’t be there and you can only blame yourself. Then you’ll be posting random things on Urban Dictionary and Reddit and wallowing in your self pity, regret, and sorrow.
“Dallin, I’m an idiot for letting you go.”
“I hope in the future I can fix my relationship with Dallin.”
“I hope this isn’t obvious. I will regret my decision of posting this too...”
“I hope in the future I can fix my relationship with Dallin.”
“I hope this isn’t obvious. I will regret my decision of posting this too...”
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