Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

cullingus

Cullingus is in general the art of oral sex, when one connects mouth to vagina.

"Dude my cullingus skillz are fucken awesome, I should become a pornstar"
or
"I'm quite good at cullingus, i've watched heaps of porn baby"

by NZcullingus September 23, 2007

cat calling

calling a cats name

i was cat calling yesterday after my cat ran off

by Sky_god December 18, 2019

Collingwood

Nickname for a shit, evil team

I hate that team there such a Collingwood

by Slayerdamo October 30, 2010

Curling

When a person's personality is so dead (uninteresting, boring) that you would rather watch curling (the "sport").

"I stopped talking to Alex because he was so curling."

by aaslk September 20, 2018

the calling

i love the calling. they are the best band on this planet. theyre amazing live and Alex Band is so hot. his voice is like... :O

the calling are the sex xx.

when your hope is lost and you can take it

by Teh KAT March 9, 2005

cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 15, 2005