crystal ball

round ball made of crystal or glass that one unveils with humility late at night when no ones looking,to gather and place information of the current situation,to be reviewed and understood at a later date to gain a better knowledge of the patterns and progress of life

intuition,clockwork, synchrocyclotron in use is like crystal ball in reverse ;D

by mr.eofadd October 30, 2007

Crystale

A girl who is utterly sweet and is beautiful inside and out. Someone who will rock your world and bed.

I met a girl last night, she is such a crystale.

by Lynn Tran is cooool October 18, 2008

crystal light

white people kool-aid

Person 1: "Do you want a drink? I only have white people kool-aid"
Person 2: "I thought kool-aid was white people kool-aid"
Person 1: "Nope, Crystal light is white people kool-aid"

by B Chris August 31, 2006

crystal meth

lucky few can escape them, others aren't so fortunate, immediately entranced by their sweet harmony. Instantly hooked by the ice sirens' song. They're melody so enchanting it drags you along and before you know it your a slave to them. Your family and your friends fight to save you, they cry and they plead, they beg, they're on their knees, screaming, and yelling, but its no use, they're too late, you can't hear them, you're caught in a hypnotizing state. There's nothing they can do other than wait, its all up to you, you'll determine your own fate.

crystal meth will be the death of us.

by vnsflvbfibvnfvmcl July 6, 2011

Cryptard

Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.

Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.

Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.

E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.

OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?

No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.

Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.

Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?

by Dingus McFlaggan May 9, 2018

I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.

Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.

by rperazag July 1, 2010

Crystal

An amazingly cute, extremely nice, loveable girl who can always cheer you up no matter how sad or down you're feeling. An amazing friend who you'll never want to lose.

"Yo, Man, That chick is such a crystal."

by SotoSaki October 15, 2009