Crunchy

Extremely slutty, promiscuous

You crunchy whore!

by Vitaminhead January 15, 2021

Crunching Tacos

The equivalent of two women scissoring.

Jason walked in and found Vanna and Betsy crunching tacos.

by Vajayjay69 March 27, 2021

crunchy.armin6

super funny also super scary 😱

“hey have you checked out crunchy.armin6’s new tiktok video”
“no bozo they haven’t made a video since march 23, 2021”
“oh yeah 😪... i miss them”

by ifureadthisily April 13, 2021

Crunchy

Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.

Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?

by La Velocidad April 15, 2021

Crunchy

Crunchy
Annoying, doin the most,

You do the most your so crunchy

by Kfl.Tyree my Instagram June 3, 2021

Crunchy

A term used exclusively to describe which variety of taco you refer to at Taco Bell. Other variations include: soft.

Can I uhhhhhhhh fuckin uhhh crunchy taco?

by shut up nerd July 5, 2021

crunchy yoghurt

where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.

i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022