A college event that began in Orange County, CA by a group of drunken friends who decided to go against the grain and party on a Tuesday night to celebrate one of their friend's birthdays. This led to even more debauchery on Tuesday nights such as spontaneous road trips to Mexico as well as localized dance parties in California.
Today, "Crunk Tuesdays" is an everyday term in most California college dormitories and other college dwellings alike. At it's core, Crunk Tuesdays is a party held every Tuesday night during the active school semester at a house or apartment. However, for others it's more than that; it's a stress outlet for thrill-seeking, adventuresome young people who aren't content with the 2-day weekend. If you will, it's a once-in-a-college-opportunity to live on the edge and meet others that do too.
Today, "Crunk Tuesdays" is an everyday term in most California college dormitories and other college dwellings alike. At it's core, Crunk Tuesdays is a party held every Tuesday night during the active school semester at a house or apartment. However, for others it's more than that; it's a stress outlet for thrill-seeking, adventuresome young people who aren't content with the 2-day weekend. If you will, it's a once-in-a-college-opportunity to live on the edge and meet others that do too.
After my last class at 9 PM I will be at Crunk Tuesdays with my Heineken mini-keg and a bottle of 151!
by Don Johnston December 9, 2008
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by puckhead661 May 16, 2006
Get the Captain Crunk mug.Cunkcore is a musical genre that is regared by all but its small demographic as one of the worst genres ever conceived. It takes elements of techno, screamo, emo, rap and pop.
It has been roumered to of been invented by the band Brokencyde who hail from new mexico.
The main fan basis of Crunkcore are useally teenagers who fall under the steryo-type emo, goth and scene.
It has been roumered to of been invented by the band Brokencyde who hail from new mexico.
The main fan basis of Crunkcore are useally teenagers who fall under the steryo-type emo, goth and scene.
by Mud+ July 1, 2009
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Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.
by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013
Get the crunchbang mug.The journey begins as one partner (must be a male) sticks Cap'n Crunch brand cereal to his own genitals. He then slides his newly made "sexual breakfast bar" into the anus of his partner (could be male, female, or anything with a nice sized rectum). The dominant figure, also known as the "Cap'n", thrusts his tasty treat in and out of his partner until he fills their insides with milky love. The act is completed as the soggy cereal is released into a bowl and consumed by the Cap'n and his partner.
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Get the Admiral Crunch mug.HUSBAND: Hey, honey, have you seen Freddy the ferret?
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
WIFE: No, sugar, I haven't.
HUSBAND: I've been looking for him for an hour -- I don't know where he could be. Oh, well, I guess I'll just sit down and watch some ESPN.
(Sits down, everything is fine. Then reclines -- SqueeKRUNCH! Very sadly, the La-Z-boy ferret crunch has taken another ferret life before it's time.)
HUSBAND: Oh my God! It's Freddy! Dear God...
OZZY: Don't let this happen to you.
by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006
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