croasted

Roasted to a crisp. When you roast someone so good they get croasted.

JC: "Your mamma so ugly she cant even look in the mirror without breaking it"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHHHH CROASTED!!!" -Dabs-

by C.loud9 June 2, 2017

Croatan High

What you say when you bought some weed from croatan high school and just smoked it all.

Officer: Are you okay?
Person: What? Nah man I'm fucked! I'm CROATAN HIGH!

by articuno032 May 19, 2018

Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

by Icy2cool June 27, 2018

CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

Croated

You are Cracked and Goated on any video game

I'm Croated on the sticks

by Bot Jonesy July 23, 2019

Croaking

When a girl sucks your dick in a leapfrog position just using her tongue. She then stores the cum in her inflated pouch and hops away.

Guy 1: yo how was Jessica’s head
Guy 2: She was croaking me all night long, it got me so hard

by lil frio September 26, 2020

Croat Zanel

A Balkaner. You should already know the characteristics of a Balkaner.

Zanel: hi
Everyone: Oh no it's the Croat Zanel

by Fourteen fourty four January 8, 2021