Crouching Tiger, Hidden Diarrhea

The act of dropping one's pants in public, then preceding to piss out of the ass in a can of some sort.

As soon as the bus stopped, Nicole busted through the door, dropped her undies, and pulled a "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea" into a folgers can.

When Stacey dropped trow in the middle of Applebee's and pulled his empty can of peaches out I knew the whole restaurant was in for some "crouching tiger, hidden diarrhea."

by tommy Ghostbuster February 22, 2011

croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.

Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!

by fifis December 9, 2018

creezing

gagging aggressively on someones cock

your mom was creezing on my cock

by seben August 9, 2021

creepingjennie

A person with no life, usually moderator of a blog(e.g. Ebaumsworld) who bans highly respected users for no reason, contradicts themselves, and is extremely immature.

Gnome: Oh wow Ellimem look at that faggot trolling EBW blogs and banning people for no reason.
Ellimem: What a creepingjennie

by WOWomgEBW August 24, 2008

crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

The Creeping Cock

When a man has the woman close her eyes and makes her give him head. takes it out and spins her around till she is disoriented which leaves her confused on where the cock is coming from. to give her a extra surprise drag your dick across her leg so she thinks so knows where it is then rub three fingers on her vagina so she thinks its your penis then quickly stick your dick in her ass!! Gets her every time ;)

Man last night i gave that bitch the creeping cock and now shes in the hospital with a pink sock.

by buck nasty! May 5, 2010

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014