Crackerphobia

Fear of being white

Female: I’m always afraid of washing off my tan!!

Male: girl you got crackerphobia

by Thetanwooman February 22, 2019

gram crackering

Instagraming for a lengthy amount of of time

Quit gram crackering fag

by Suck My Ass Queer November 22, 2014

mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

animal crackers

da best gamecon team ever joined!!was the animal crackers i know they lost this year now the half breed tataga will frikin own you that you will be crying like a litle pussy! haha lol

the animal crackers won 1st place suckers!!

by Kobee January 13, 2008

Sniff'n peckers for crackers

The act where one individual sniffs a male's anatomy for the reward of a cracker.

John: I have a bad taste in my mouth, can I borrow your toothbrush?

Jim: What, you been sniff'n peckers for crackers?

by Tollhouse April 11, 2008

jazz crackers

n.
groin, scrotum, balls, nutsack

"Jesus christ Joe! You just got slammed in your jazz crackers!"

"Oh god..I just got a good one to the jazz crackers..."

by Essbe August 30, 2005

jeez-a-crackers

A German swear that is an appropriate replacement for damn, god dammit, fuck, and/or shit.

Spritzenburgh: Jeez-a-crackers, ho! You really know how to work that nigga ass!

Mo' Cheeque: Shit, Nazi, you one dirty Hitler!!

by JT mama F er! December 25, 2008