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cowboy bath 

The process of washing one's body to later put on the same clothes again. The washing is usually done quickly and the clothes are usually dirty. Done mostly during traveling because of the lack of one's own commodities.
Mary: Are you ready yet?
Jane: Almost, just need to put these clothes back on.
Mary: Weren't you complaining that those were dirty?
Jane: Well yeah, but a cowboy bath is my only option right now. I'll change once I get to my own place.
cowboy bath by andipantz September 20, 2009
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cowboy wannabe 

1.Someone (Genrally A Man) Who Wear's A Cowboy Hat, Cowboy Boot's, Big Belt buckel and the Plad Shirt: but Ultimatly, Ends up Being The Cowboy's Less Romantic, intelligent and Freindly Cousins, the Redeck,Hick or Hillbilly.

2. Someone From A City, Who Hasnt Seen the Light From A Dessert Sky, Shot A Gun or Slept Outside (Hated Very much in Rural Areas)
1.''Look At That Buoy! he Comes From A God Damn Trailer Park, He's just A Cowboy Wannabe!''

2. ''Look At That City Slicker Tryin To Catch Them Cattle, Hes Just A Cowboy Wanna Be!''

cowboy science 

The type of science characterized by qualitative results and eyeball measurements.
"John, You're such a cowboy scientist"

"David, I've had it with all your cowboy science"
cowboy science by John Love August 21, 2007

Cowboy Wank 

A delectable art of multitasking - that involves a male masturbating while seated on a toilet as he simultaneously does a poo.
"I'm horny but I need take a shit as well. I might go for a cowboy wank."

cowboy sex 

When the woman jumps up and down on the man's dick like a cowboy on a bull
I had cowboy sex with your mom last night and she starting shooting the revolvers
cowboy sex by Herman Murphy January 8, 2012

cowboy cool 

The temperature of a beer that has been rolling around in the floorboard of a pickup truck.
"You can't drink that Budweiser! It's been out in the sun all day!"

"Don't worry, I got some in my truck that's cowboy cool."
cowboy cool by green eyes July 28, 2006

Cowboy fan 

1. In the closet gay.
2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.
Oren is such a Cowboy fan, get that cock outs yer mouth!
Cowboy fan by Bud E Love May 5, 2003