fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).

fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.

by Aliassss March 23, 2010

a couple three

The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".

Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"

Fred: "A couple three I reckon."

by quadbabe0714 November 13, 2009

Coupleless

When you see a couple doing something significant together, like handling their one piece of luggage, and you think, aww they’re not a couple they’re completely united, two souls about to enjoy their love and on their way to their honeymoon.

Ex : Aww, look at them. They’re supremely coupleless. Two souls united in love.

by Conspicuous Zebra February 3, 2010

couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010

Couple Bubble

When you draw an imaginary boundary around your relationship to help strengthen it by keeping outside intrusions (like work and family) at bay, at least temporarily.

A simple example is a couple with children getting a babysitter and having a 'date night' with each other. Another could be negotiating the number of visits by your in-laws (and how much advice they give!). Keep them out of your Couple Bubble!

by mftmark November 13, 2011

Couples City

When you go out to meet up with a group of friends at a bar, club, lounge, restaurant, or really any social situation, and suddenly find yourself the only single person in the group. So it's just you and a group of 2-5 couples. Fun.

Oh I was going to go meet up with Megan and Scott and all them but I think that crowd will be Couples City. So I'll probably just stop and say hi and bounce for somewhere else.

by ted234435 August 6, 2011

couplezilla

A couple who, in the course of planning their wedding, display difficult, selfish, narcissistic behaviour relating to the event.

Peggy Galbraith, “Re: cake... "

"However, I still think a wedding is one of the few times a couple can be completely selfish and think of themselves only. Oh no: couplezilla!"

Z. Santiago, “Re: Cheif Bridesmaid needs help!"
"Then, no they're not wrong at all, they're being a couplezilla.… I say: couplezilla go ahead and embrace your zilla-ness. This is the stuff that makes great wedding horror stories..."

by MarieBe January 26, 2013