Coolitus

The need to post your retarded definition of a word you and your friends came up with randomly, thinking everyone else will think it's funny when it makes no sense at all. The insatiable need to be cool which condemns you to posting shit definitions of made up words.

Douchebag: yeah lolroflmao I totally just posted shitassdicknipple in urban dictionary!! It means i like peaches :)

Rest of the world: Thanks for wasting my time on reading this retarded bullshit. This kid has a major case of coolitus.

by Shitassdicknipple December 31, 2011

Coolitudinosity

The highest degree of awesomeness possibly able to be obtained.

You built a robot dinosaur with missile launchers and a flamethrower that can outrun a Ferrari for the school science fair? Coolitudinosity.

by MutantMoxx February 12, 2012

cooliocre

The cosmic fusion of the words cool and mediocre.

Used to describe people/things that are somewhat cool, yet just not quite cool enough to warrant dropping the "c bomb".

Also used as an affirmation to a question.

Bill: Hey, how was the concert last night?

Ted: cooliocre

Bill: That good eh?

Bill: Do you want to meet up at the mall at 2?

Ted: cooliocre

Coolmediocregood above averagepleasantdecentyesOKcooliocre

by imy001 September 18, 2016

Cooling sack

When your balls are so cold they can be used as an ice pack

While I was having a snowball fight someone hit me in the balls with a snowball so now i have a cooling sack

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Coolioularsicles

An expression of mass excitement usually used to describe something interesting or fun.

Lydia: once i get some new art, ill hang it all over my wall.
Zach: Coolioularsicles!

by ZachPezDispenser April 23, 2019

cocolicious

an adjective used to describe a person's coconuts

cocolicious, dripping down your face
so delicious, bet you wanna taste
my coconuts

by kalosianlitten December 14, 2021

Coolio

"Been spendin most our lives livin in a gangstas' paradice!"

-Coolio, 1995

Coolio: Been spendin most our lives livin in a gangstas' paradice!"

Henry: How the fuck did you get into my house?

Coolio: Power and the money, money and the power, minute after minute, hour after hour!

by YOURFUCKINGSEXYASSMOM April 26, 2022