Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.
Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.
by pbnjp January 02, 2012
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fiscally conservative

A word that penny-pinchers use to defend their frugality.

A.K.A. Cheap!!

(origin: somewhere in Canada's capital)
I'm not cheap... I'm fiscally conservative!!
by Jeanne August 26, 2004
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Boba Conservative

An Asian living in any Western country who has already acclimated to the Conservative lifestyle and wants to be white so bad. An Asian less on the Progressive side and more on the Conservative side. Will typically live in white neighborhoods in the suburbs or rural areas and hang out with white conservatives to boost their egos. Also known to call their Asian counterparts “Boba Liberals”.
Look at that Boba Conservative over there with the MAGA hat on holding that Trump2020 sign in that crowd of white people.
by Iroquois Pliskin 1776 August 18, 2020
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conservative parents

The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.
Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?

Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
by senthurmanz April 21, 2018
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Social Conservative

A political view that life begins at conception, and ends at birth.
Social conservatives oppose abortion, as well as social programs that benefit poor children.
by newponder April 23, 2011
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True Conservative

A weak definition of a conservative used by some overly-nationalist douche who has no idea what they're talking about and usually thinks that any American who existed in the 19th century was a conservative
Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...
by SpaceMouse June 23, 2010
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compassionate conservative

1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini
"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.
by 8R4193N May 30, 2004
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