Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

Cambodian Clam taco

In order to reenact this u will need you and four of ur clsoest friends. all of u will begin by gettin ass naked with a lemon up the ass. While doing so four of the members will lay another down and smother him in beef. While doing so they will cum all over him for an extra kick to the spices.After this has taken place the 3 standing members will cover them selves in mac mustard, tomato,clams ,lettuce, cheese, and chilli and wrestle the laying member for 20 mins or so. When done they will gather all of the scrappings and equally divide them into taco shells for a delicious treat.

Stew: What did you and the boys do last night?
Drew: Guess.
Neil: Have you ever had a Cambodian clam taco lol?
Drew: Yeah a clam taco lol
Stew: I want a cambodian clam taco.
Drew&Neil: Be over at 7p.m.

by forest bensen May 27, 2010

commodious

it means big or huge

dat whale is huge man!

by mwah November 24, 2004

Cambodian fire drill

When a whole lot of asians take a dump at the same time.

man, manufacturing set off a Cambodian fire drill, HASMAT came out and everything!!

by JW SEATTLE July 26, 2006

Cambodian donut

After extensive anal sex, putting sprinkles on the swollen prolapsed rectum and licking them off.

Because he had a sweet tooth, Paul would have a Cambodian donut after anal instead of tossing a salad.

by Machinegun Mike December 13, 2019

Schrodinger's Comedian

A person, usually a comedian, who depending on the reaction of the audience call their jokes "a call out to the deep truth people are too afraid to say" or "a satire of people who agree with the joke" when it's typically just offensive/shock humour.

An extension of Schrodinger’s douchebag.

James: That comedian on TV said black people shouldn't speak out about oppression!
Molly: She was making fun of people who think like that.
James: But she said on the news that she was calling out the truth?
Molly: Goddammit she's a Schrodinger's Comedian.

by personline January 2, 2022

cambodian rainbow

This is a sex position where the man is having sex with a woman suffering from a cold or flu, or other stomach problems. Shortly before the man ejaculates, he pulls out so the female can vomit on his dick.

My girl hasn't been feeling well all week, but I was really horny anyway. She ended up giving me a cambodian rainbow.

by Fishiefishiefishie March 18, 2010