Columbian Sausage 

The act of dropping a deuce into a used coffee filter, rolling up the concoction and using it as a dildo.

Each morning after his cup of coffee, Juan Valdez would drop his fudge dragon into the used coffee filter and feed his wife the columbian sausage.

Columbian Sausage by Jesus_Christos January 28, 2009

Columbian Fish Taco 

Snorting cocaine from a woman's vagina.

I gave that crazy bitch a Columbian Fish Taco last night!

Columbian Fish Taco by JaJa December 10, 2004

Columbians

This is the way you should not call someone from Colombia, the right way to call us is Colombian, because we are not from Columbia, we are from Colombia. Got it?

Wrong way: Where are they from? They are Columbians.
Right way: Where is she from? She is Colombian.

Columbians by Salemspectre December 8, 2013

columbia 

The best and sparkliest character from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Columbia likes to dance the Time Warp and expose her breasts.

columbia by warped columbia February 21, 2004

columbian cocktail 

When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.

"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."

columbian cocktail by Maximilian Tchaikovsky January 4, 2009

colombine shooting 

when a nigga lost his fidget spinner and nobody fesses up

bitch better fess up or colombine shooting is gonna look like chuck e cheese

colombine shooting by XxXniggerianfaggotXxX June 8, 2017

Columbian Drug Deal

You fuck somebody up the ass with a condom on, cum in the condom, and then pull out and leave the condom in.

You know how druggies keep drugs hidden up their asses in condoms or bags. The columbian drug deal does just that.

Columbian Drug Deal by Ken Knight January 3, 2008