Closet

The place where gay people hide their true selves.

I would like to exit the closet, but there is a Bible wedged too tight under the door. Help.

by Bart June 4, 2003

Monster Closet

Monster Closet: origin: Noun. Wolfenstein 3-D. but has also been found in later games such as Doom, Doom II, and the recent Doom III. Monster Closets are defined as being small chambers that monsters lurk in awaiting a victim to approach a certain vicinity or acquire a triggered object. Upon tripping said trigger, the wall (closest to the victim) of the Monster Closet is suddenly opened effectively causing the victim to wet his/her pants in terror and spray gunfire wildly in an attempt to erradicate said monster.

Person 1: "I totally hate the new Doom III game."

Person 2: "Why's that?"

Person 1: "Because it's full of monster closets that constantly make me have to change my underwear."

by [q3w]The Soup Nazi September 10, 2005

Closet Genius

1. One who is not smart in school but smart in life though never showing it.

2. One who is very smart in school but never show's their true potential.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong?
Person 2: Well my parents are getting a divorce....
Person 1: Its ok, things like this happen, you just gotta cheer up and move on.
Person 2: Thanks man!
later that day....
Person 2: What did you get on your algebra test?
Person 1: A D-....
Person 2: Dude, you're such a closet genius.

by RAWRdragon January 17, 2009

Just Cause 3

Just Cause 3 is a game set to release in December 2015 and is a followup to Just Cause 2 on PC (Steam), PS4, and Xbox One. It is distributed by Square Enix and developed by Avalanche Studios. Changes include infinite C4, a new wing-suit, and an improved grappling hook. You can use C4 to blow up essentially any building or structure. It's essentially Battlefield Bad Company 1 and 2 on steroids as far as destructibility is concerned.

Person 1: Did you hear about Square Enix announcing Just Cause 3?
Person 2: Yeah I saw Nerd³'s video about it and the trailer and it looked awesome!

by spamhater160 September 12, 2015

closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper

Brad is such a closet creeper.

by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008

close enough

The bare minimum.

"You got everything the teacher wants?"
"Eh, it's close enough."

by PLAYERLXIV May 26, 2018

Do what you want cause a pirate is free

You are a pirate!

Yarr har fiddle dee dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!

by weareblahs December 21, 2020