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Kelo clearing

Informal Army doctrine term describing firing a tank main gun round down the center of a road. This type round creates a vortex of air and sucks enemy infantry towards it (and into the road) to be more easily engaged by waiting Bradley Fighting Vehicles, friendly infantry or Abrams co-axial machine gun fire. Named after an Army 1LT Kelo who first utilized the practice in Iraq in 2003.
Soldier #1: "Heard the boys over in 2-7 Infantry got so super pissed off finally they did a Kelo clearing on Sadr City."

Soldier #2: "What a freakin' rage kill, that's awesome. Sometimes you gotta drop a lightning bolt of carnage ... screw that ducking behind buildings taking pot shots man."
by infantryscoming August 6, 2010
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Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.
"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.
by Csaur August 29, 2016
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learning a new language

when you are learning a new language, you are working on a new piece of ass.
Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.
by authOOr June 27, 2006
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Learning Wall

A figurative wall which the person has to smash head first through in order to learn something difficult. Used when a learning curve cannot be steep enough. esp. when the person doesn't know what they are in for.
Mike: "I heard that stupes Jonny wanted to take the Bar Exam"

Steve: "Yeah, he's blates gonna have to smash through the Learning Wall head first"
by Monastic September 3, 2011
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cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.
Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"
by scoobydrew February 26, 2008
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cleaning the guacamole bowl

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl
Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl
by batrat7 May 2, 2016
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Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.
Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."
by Lynni4669 February 24, 2020
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