crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

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Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019

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Boston Creaming

When you buy a Boston Cream donut from Tim Hortons, warm it up in your microwave and stick your dick in that warm, creamy goodness.

Me and the boys went ice fishing eh and our balls almost froze off eh, so we went Boston Creaming.

by Klaxo January 28, 2021

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A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.

Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?

by s13_coupekilla September 29, 2010

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Creamed

When a guy get's sexually aroused and his penis squirts out a sticky mess

Chad : Hey honey could you bring me a clean pair of underwear to work right away!
Chad's Wife : Oh No What's Wrong!
Chad : Nothings wrong Kiersten was sitting on my lap during lunch break and well you know how good she smells and how tone her little body is anyway she started kissing my neck and I Creamed in my underwear and now I'm feeling uncomfortable cause my underwear is sticking to my balls!
Chad's Wife: Fuck you asshole you deserve it!
Chad: Fine ill just go to Dollar General and buy a jumbo pack incase it happens again!

by SlopNChop April 13, 2017

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