The Child

Also known as Grogu or Baby Yoda

Yo bro did you watch that new mandalorian episode, they kidnapped the child

by M1DN1GHT-HWK March 25, 2021

the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose

Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?

by Gay or european? August 30, 2017

Child

A human being who is not yet fully mature. Often thought of as inferior to adults and dull-witted, hence generation after generation of people are becoming more and more stupid.

Child: i'm a happy and undomesticated human!
Society: *crushes spirit*

by Erszebet April 17, 2006

childe main

A childe main is an interesting creature. They usually request to join your world and then ask if you need help or want to make out. If you decline, then they will usually say "alright then girlie, see ya." And if you happen to accept, they will show off by solo-ing 4 bosses in a row. Their language consists off, "girlie", "bbg", and many other flirty words and gestures. There is no known way to avoid Childe mains, as they are sneaky and tricky.

"A childe main requested to join my world earlier. They asked me if I was single."

by d0kid0ki4ever March 23, 2022

Childish

When you DONT LIKE THE VIDEO.

Man, you didn’t like the video, your just plain CHILDISH.

by BennyTSB June 30, 2018

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

Child Support Whore

A woman who tries to have children with one or more fathers in order to collect child support .

Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.

by donkeyracer November 3, 2018