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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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Swindon Chimney

The act of gaping someone's asshole and then blowing smoke into it. The two-person version of the Swindon Smokestack (several smoke blowers)
After a hard round of anal, I relaxed with a cigar and gave the missus a Swindon Chimney.
by iosys April 17, 2019
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Chimney Sweep

The thrusting of your hand going up and down like a Chimney Sweep.
Brendan was itching his thigh like a Chimney Sweep against my leg.
by TheChimChim$w33pa September 1, 2019
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Full Chimney Sweep

Where someone aggressively or roughly puts something in and out of a butthole, with the likelihood of things coming out or being pushed down into said butthole, because of said aggressiveness/roughness.
"I asked you to gently put a finger in my bum, not pull everything out with a Full Chimney Sweep!"
by Trapmcfiggins February 3, 2020
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Chimney Sweep

The act of using a "womb broom" to eat a girl out while upperdecking a toilet.
Yo bro I totally chimney sweeped at that party last night
by yurmomasnatch March 2, 2020
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london chimney

When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face
Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.

Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?
by Senshuro November 12, 2020
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Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.
I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.
by hariken November 5, 2020
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