chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

claped

when you slap a pussy with a limp penis

2 get started you slap your limp penis off a pussy this is knowen as claped

by fuck boy 45 November 18, 2017

Chape

Every rude word and insult in the world, directed at one person.

You are a chape.

by CoolWords November 29, 2010

Chaedo

A paedophile of Chinese origin

'Ewww! Look! A chaedo!'

by hanlor February 18, 2009

chapdick

The chapstick applied after delivering an especially taxing blowjob.

"Thanks for sucking me off, but your lips sure look dry."

"No worries, I brought some chapdick."

by slothballer June 9, 2013

chasediesel

Being Hercules like, to become indestructible, unstoppable, massive, pertaining to immortal beings.

Time to hit the gym to get chasediesel.

by S.LO92 November 27, 2013

chapel chic

A stylish religious female

Don't let her hot appearance fool you, she's a Chapel Chic.

by Elijah Goose June 24, 2014