certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa

An extreme slur used to ridicule a persons height (usually a midget) in Delhi, India. It is pronounced as Carte-Shi-Baba-As-Mala-Raja-Bean-era-Ava-Okasha.

"Teri to Certsibaabaasmaalarajabeneraavaookasa". - Hindi Version
English Translation : "Your a stupid midget."

by changeinchakranature December 30, 2020

certifiedepic

banana man

ah yes, it's certifiedepic, banana man.

by certifiedepic January 3, 2021

Certified Bavesh Moment

When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.

Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?

Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.

Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.

by Shees Dehkan March 29, 2021

Certified JKR 44

Absolute gay wad of a human and wants to touch every guy and sucks off everyone

Wow you are real acting like a certified JKR 44 right now

by Travioli_random May 17, 2021

certified.trashpanda

@._Oliviaada._’s super cool moot
She uses she/her pronouns and she is ace and pan!

Person 1-is that certified.trashpanda?
Person 2- o yeah! Isnt she the coolest?!

by Oliviaada August 30, 2021

Certified demon

A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.

Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."

by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022