Construction Worker Lesbian specializing in the wood cutting and hard labor jobs. most have "butch" like qualities. such as " short hair or mullet, lack of hygiene and have a manly voice"
patty- " wow on my way to work this morning i passed some road work and there were these lesbians checking me out from a far "
Kyle- " ohh you mean the ceder lesbians..... damn good luck"
Kyle- " ohh you mean the ceder lesbians..... damn good luck"
by iamgod900 May 2, 2010
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The city is based along the Cedar River, and residential areas spread across the land with no development plan, confusing locals and the rare unfortunates who happen to stumble upon the eyesore in search of other venues across the state.
It is home to the largest population of Czechoslovakians (commonly known as "bohemies") in the US. This roaming band of simpletons has controlled the city for over a century, creating a city complete disregard for taste or sensibility, illegal houseboat colonies on the Cedar River, a practice of bulldozing half the community every 30 years in the name of "urban renewal," and a penchant for ineffective flood control which has caused the city to be nearly destroyed by several floods in the past.
In recent years, City officials have done everything possible to completely destroy any "identity" Cedars Rapids may have laid claim to by renaming the airport, referring to the area as "the Corridor", and re-naming nearly half the city as "The Czech Village."
A final note to those who may wish to see such a place of mythical tackiness, bad taste, and poor judgment - Beware- the city has installed speed and red-light cameras at nearly every intersection as a final "fuck you" to everyone wishing to flee the area as soon as possible.
The city is based along the Cedar River, and residential areas spread across the land with no development plan, confusing locals and the rare unfortunates who happen to stumble upon the eyesore in search of other venues across the state.
It is home to the largest population of Czechoslovakians (commonly known as "bohemies") in the US. This roaming band of simpletons has controlled the city for over a century, creating a city complete disregard for taste or sensibility, illegal houseboat colonies on the Cedar River, a practice of bulldozing half the community every 30 years in the name of "urban renewal," and a penchant for ineffective flood control which has caused the city to be nearly destroyed by several floods in the past.
In recent years, City officials have done everything possible to completely destroy any "identity" Cedars Rapids may have laid claim to by renaming the airport, referring to the area as "the Corridor", and re-naming nearly half the city as "The Czech Village."
A final note to those who may wish to see such a place of mythical tackiness, bad taste, and poor judgment - Beware- the city has installed speed and red-light cameras at nearly every intersection as a final "fuck you" to everyone wishing to flee the area as soon as possible.
Why does Waterloo have so many black people, and Cedar Rapids have so many Bohemies?? Because Waterloo got first pick.
What is that smell, I think I'm going to be sick!! Oh, it's just Cedar Rapids.
What is that smell, I think I'm going to be sick!! Oh, it's just Cedar Rapids.
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I small town in the armpit of ozaukee county. This town is known for having at least 74 meaningless holidays to celerbrate everything from strawberrys to ice. The people from this town enjoy hording money, raping small animals, and shitting on anyone who isn't wealthy, or a douch. This town loves to pretend it is "historic". Calling its downtown the famous historic Cederburg, forgetting that for somthing to be historic it must first be important. And Cederburg's only achievement is that now the word shithole has some meaning.
Bill:hey this is really shitty yet the residents act like a bunch of rich jackasses
Joe: dude your in Cederburg
Joe: dude your in Cederburg
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A city located in East Central Iowa... It is known for... absolutely nothing... One of the few places in the nation over 100,000 people where people are actually known to cruise the town's First Avenue.
Industry is limited to Rockwell Collins and telemarketing due to our non regional dialect.
Our learning institution... Kirkwood College has been recognized to have the greatest 13th and 14th grade programs in the nation.
A city located in East Central Iowa... It is known for... absolutely nothing... One of the few places in the nation over 100,000 people where people are actually known to cruise the town's First Avenue.
Industry is limited to Rockwell Collins and telemarketing due to our non regional dialect.
Our learning institution... Kirkwood College has been recognized to have the greatest 13th and 14th grade programs in the nation.
I went to Cedar Rapids and it smelled horrible.
I went to the bars in downtown Cedar Rapids and drove home drunk.
I went to the bars in downtown Cedar Rapids and drove home drunk.
by s gizzle April 4, 2008
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