Carbon Monocide

Acid

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Carbon

His name is not common, but the kind of person he is is. He is so kind and sensitive, a definite jokester and class clown. He is best friends with a Brody and he is so fun to hangout with. All the ladies want him, but he doesn't have one. He is so oblivious to anyone liking him and is so cute and adorable.

Wow I want to be friends with Carbon...
Oh Carbon, he's so dreamy...
Hey dude there's Carbon!

by m e e e e e ! ! ! March 4, 2021

Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.

That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!

by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021

Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose

Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

carbon dioxidesexual

someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide

carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues

by dankdutchman November 1, 2022

Carbon Dioxide Pods

The opposite of airpods

Look at those carbon dioxide pods. Apple is probably selling them at a bajillion dollars a pair.

by bigchungus1212 May 8, 2022