Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.

carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet

by Stubs714 December 14, 2009

Captain Shortbus

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.

Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."

by vfsexy1 April 17, 2010

Captain K

A young Adventurer who led an Infantry Company of Afghan National Army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in Eastern Afghanistan between July 2004 and July 2005. His journey was recorded in the book "Captain K's Afghanistan Adventure".

Man, that guy is so tough and brave, he's like the real Captain k!

by Razor6 January 25, 2011

Lash captain

One who leads and encourages the excessive consumption of alcohol at an event. They more than often lead by example.

George Best was arguably the lash captain supremo.

Lisa is being such a lash captain tonight!

That bloke is hardcore, I bet he's the lash captain.

by Jimbob6988 March 31, 2009

captain obvious

A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.

A: Hey, water's wet!
B: Good call, Captain Obvious!

by Clarissa June 21, 2003

Captain-crunch mouth

the post-eating phenomenon where one's mouth hurts and might bleed due to scraping of the sharp Captain Crunch cereal against the gums and roof of the mouth during mastication. The Cereal even after soaking in milk can stay sharp and lacerate gums if eaten hurriedly.

You need to watch out for Captain-Crunch mouth if you are engaging in oral sex and are at risk for STD infection.

by GDDPHD February 21, 2015

thank you captain obvious

What you reply to someone who has just said something completely stupid and obvious.

Joe: Wow it sure is hot here in the desert huh?
Tom: Well thank you captain obvious...

by puje November 11, 2009