Capped

getting your dick sucked.

The guy fixing the air conditioner got capped off instead of paid cash.

by f.lynn.spry August 29, 2011

cappelletti

A food for pretentious cunts, only eaten in solitude.

Joe knocks on the toilet door.
Matthew: Fuck off i'm eating my cappelletti.
Joe: Pretentious cunt.

by Joe Birch May 10, 2008

Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 20, 2010

capper

to flop your dick out. I made this word up because a famous Aussie footballer Warwick capper went on Celebrity Big Brother (Aussie edition) and flopped his dick out in front of two of the female celebs because and got kicked out of the house as a result.

When going to the toilet, you'd capper and piss.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Capperoni

The white-kid version of saying CAP.

Gregory: I beat some cheeks today
Timmothy: Capperoni

by Psyndelics October 2, 2020

The Capper

Noun-An object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the vagina or anus. It will only cover the head of the penis and if you are not circumsized then you are screwed...

Dude I was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but I forgot to use the capper before and I fucking got her pregnant.

by GD MCDs April 16, 2009

Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.

I love crapple juice.

by Green Tak December 9, 2008