capitalize

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010

Capibara

1)A large guinea pig found in someplace, about the size of a fat dog. But with no tail.
2)Offensive slang for a horse-
"Hey you Chestnut! Yeh you, you overgrown bitch of a capibara"

"Hey Dave! Did you get a load of the capibara! It looked like a large guinea pig found in someplace, about the size of a fat dog. But with no tail. It looked fucking stupid!"

by savage cabbage April 20, 2004

Capitalistmas

The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.

My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.

by Jojo Bizarro December 20, 2010

capitalist

A country that uses capitalism as its form of economy.

The USA and many other countries are Capitalist.

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Capital sound

a dance music group formed at 1989 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

Capital sound's best 5 songs are "in the night, Higher love, feel the rhythm, I can't wait, and give a little love"

by JoeMammaV2 August 20, 2010

capital lady

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".

Not only is she talented, funny, beautiful, and wonderful, she is also a capital lady.

by CapitalLady April 8, 2011

Capital Ex

That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.

The "E" is capitalized.

Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."

No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.

by PimpinZ April 29, 2013