Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.

"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"

by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011

Camera

HAHAHAHA wait what's that camera. Am I being watched. Who are you? Show yourselfs

Yeah why's there a camera

by LinguisticHeaven May 1, 2023

Camera Becky

Any girl who shows her hairy smelly vagina on camera

Oh wow that girl is a total camera Becky she’s a porn star

by Yellowsmellowbellow January 7, 2024

Drop the camera

Failing to score with the hot photographer at the wedding because you almost broke the equipment.

Lester almost tooled that except he was afraid he would drop the camera and there wasn't a replacement.

by B-dawg August 24, 2017

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

national digital camera day

on august 21 everyone will celebrate by taking pictures on there digital camera!!

“hey wanna take a picture? it’s national digital camera day!”

by marcopolo12333444 July 7, 2023

Camera Freezer

Admit it, you just want a Camera Freezer app to freeze your camera cause your getting tired of online school.

(A camera freezer is a app that freezes your camera to make it look like your webcam is lagging very badly)
(Just leave the zoom call and say your internet was not having a good time instead of downloading a app that might be a virus)

Teacher: Explain what antidisestablishmentarianism is.
You: *uses Camera Freezer to freeze camera on purpose*
Teacher: Uhh hello?

by The.True.Definitions February 20, 2021