The Camera Problem 

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.

"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."

The Camera Problem by sethsupreme October 8, 2011

Redneck Rearview Camera 

When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.

(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."

Redneck Rearview Camera by Southerngntlman November 9, 2009

slap the tip on camera

Slapping the tip on camera is the act of tapping your penis against a camera lens, usually a phone lens.

Person A: "Bro, you should totally slap the tip on camera right now."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "What?"

slap the tip on camera by Zylenus October 27, 2022

Digital Camera 

A camera in which you do not have to use film. It used digital media, thus, you do not have to pay to get it developed. It kicks ass.

Digital Camera by Windexter April 16, 2003

Well Camera 

This rare camera is only owned by one man, and that man is Agent Argenti. He uses it to get Mexican kids out of wells, and then videotape dirty hoebags getting Tony Danza's in his RV.

Mexican Kid: Help me Argenti Ive fallen down the well !
Argenti: No problem you little Mexican bastard, here comes the well camera
Dirty Hoebag: I love your well camera Agent Argenti, and Id love to go back to your RV now
Argenti: Im gonna pound you like a champ, prepare to be Argentified and get a Tony Danza you dirty hoebag, fuck yeah !

Well Camera by Agent Argenti December 5, 2004

Ideal Put Camera

When people decide to be cheeter mcneeters on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 and use the view that shows them where to put to make the ball in.

"Hey you cheeter mcneeter, you used the Ideal Put Camera!"

"Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it?"

Ideal Put Camera by PooIsCoo May 30, 2006

unflattering camera angle 

A fat or ugly person's excuse for looking horrendous in a photograph. Common on Facebook.

Girl 1: OMG I look so ugly in the pic!
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's just an unflattering camera angle.
Girl 1: Oh thank God I'm not that fat!
Girl 2: LOL jk ur a fatass bitch!

unflattering camera angle by AppleNerd August 3, 2010