Cattywhompus

From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.

You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.

by YBB November 29, 2003

Caty Tovar

A girl who respect you if you respect her. She will stand by your side no matter hard it's is. Any guy would be lucky to have her. She likes to play sports to get her anger out, that's one reason why her body is shaped good. She has been through a lot witch means don't fuck her over because she will do the same. She doesn't trust easy because of the things she has been through.

Caty Tovar is pretty sweet but she doesn't trust easy. Be careful don't get on her bad side.

by Vac November 25, 2013

cattywampus vagina

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

Catty

Basically a roadman version for saying catfish

"Yo wys g, did u link dat ting last night" "yh bro she was a catty had to dash"

by DaRealJamz August 14, 2019

catya

the action of getting tf our of somewhere or a situation. a goodbye of sorts, youre probably leaving somewhere when you say it. can be used seriously or lightly.

can be used when describing something that has reached a point of no return
created by the freo girls

"catya the fuck later" "we should catya" "thats so catyad" "catya"

by americanvisasystemfromaus September 2, 2019

Cattywampus

It refers to something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that is not directly across something.

"The library is cattywampus from the police station."

by corn burgers May 23, 2020

Catty

Tommy Cooper's older brother from Port St. Mary where the local pursuit is to race naked across a field. Hold's shortest record. Shortest appendage crossing the finishing line that is. Known to streak (well more of an amble at his age) through Dublin pubs and has an unhealthy fetish for small giraffes.

Catty: Most likely to be heard saying, "Has anyone got a loan of an iron?"

by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 12, 2008