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Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.
1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!
by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006
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cabrone

A man who has a girlfriend or wife who cheats on him, and he knows about it, and will do nothing about it.

Pronounced: Cab-row-n
"Fred gets no respect from anyone. Besides being a spineless pussy, he is a pitiful cabrone."

"Hey Sara, what are you trying to do, make me out to look like a cabrone in front of our friend?"

"I may be a bad husband, but at least I am no cabrone"
by Dan Cumstien May 12, 2006
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Jumper cables

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.
So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.
by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020
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cable

To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit
I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra
by Bob Clarntus August 8, 2005
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punk caberet

1.The Dresden Dolls
2.They combine the smoky cellars of a Weimar-era cabaret with the rock n' roll fury of Joan Jett, PJ Harvey and The Violent Femmes and you have a remote idea of what to expect when experiencing The Dresden Dolls.
3.Like Marmite, you either love em or hate em.
5.I LOVE EM!
"WOW! I love Punk Caberet"
"Punk Caberet is Freedom!"
by Milkh May 16, 2007
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Pulling Cable

The act of defication from a cat, dog or a person when viewed from behind. Also has same appearance as pushing play dough through an extruder.
Abbey was outside all hunched up pulling cable.
by MartynHead March 21, 2009
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Hipster Cable

The act of sharing passwords for sites such as Netflix, Hulu, HBOGO, etc, in order to receive similar passwords.
Larry: I just gave Dave my Netflix password and in exchange he gave me his Amazon prime password.
Tim: That's a serious hipster cable network your building.
by Astroure June 10, 2013
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