Big Black Brandon

The guy you don't want to see when you open the church doors.

I opened the church doors and Big Black Brandon was waiting right behind them.

by ConfusingLemon February 23, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

Brandon Hanna

A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!

Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?

by John Dingleman November 9, 2010

Brandon

the best brother or name ever alive for a boys name

helps u when your down , the best, nicest, brother or name in the world .

brandon your the best the brother ever thank you for being there

by brandon romo September 17, 2016

Brandon

An amazing boy that has a beautiful face and the prettiest hands. He can light up anyone's world with just his laughter or his smile. Brandons typically have close relationships with his friends and can seem rude or mean to outsiders. But if a person breaks through his wall, he loves them hard.

Damn, I wish I had Brandon's personality! Everyone he passes by smiles back at him!

by ILoveHim12345 February 26, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is the funniest and most charming boy you will ever meet. He can make someone who is feeling sad feel really fucking happy. He can seem like a dumb ass sometimes but that’s just part of his sense of humor. Even though some people tend to disagree, He is actually very wise and intelligent. Brandon’s perfect match would have to be a kaylah or someone who has a personality like a kaylah because they are both really fucking funny, intelligent,have a lot in common, get along well, and have little differences. Brandon doesn’t care about what others say about him and will not let anyone dull his sparkle. Oh yeah, and he will literally be friends with anyone who is nice to him :)

Dude one - “yo Brandon is such a dumb ass”

Dude - “no I have U.S history with him and he literally makes 100s .. maybe ur the dumb ass here “

by UrmomAndUrauntie_BOI May 14, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the most magnificent one! Stands true and makes his haters completely hate him by not breaking or bending to their expectations. Amazing in bed! Funny, charming and seductive, Brandon will most positively make your bf jealous and insecure. Even though faced with more demons than most, even some that may make you want to turn and run, he will still captivate you in his own way(s). Pass the chance up with a Brandon and you will learn to regret it. Can be your best friend or worst enemy. Mysterious and outspoken, he may come off as apparent but this is simply a tool to weed out for what he is hunting for. Very smart and talented Brandon's are....very talented! Impressive tools and skill sets he will possess!

Once you go Brandon....you don't go back!

by Married to the wrong one March 5, 2021