granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

cutie with a bumper

A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt

Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...

by Yoncez February 27, 2017

bumper pop

When one jumps up and down on a random cars bumper to "pop" the bumper off of the car then fleeing the scene.

Damn, sucks that that car got his bumper knocked off. Nigga got bumper popped

by Jon423 January 19, 2014

bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006

Bumper Kit

a girl's ass

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bumper-bully

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.

Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.

by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010