BumFuck

When you insert you penis or strap on if a woman, onto a dirty hobos ass, or a person named Bumfred. If you get aids it not my fault.

Damn Billy, did you see Robert get Bumfucked yesterday?

by Bum Fucking Fred April 18, 2006

Bumfrigger

The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.

"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."

by Terry Venables May 18, 2008

Bumfungle

n.

1. A chaotic mess, or general confusion. Cf clusterfuck, shamozzle, SNAFU

2. A mildly pejorative term for a person prone to foolishness or mistakes.

v.

3. To bamboozle or confuse.

1. "The prior administrations's bumfungle has not nearly run it's course."

"This was a bumfungle from the beginning."

2. "What bumfungle decided that this was a good idea?"

"John, you bumfungle!"

3. "You just bumfungle me on your reasoning."

by P75 November 2, 2009

Bumfart

A very sensitive narcissistic person who frequently uses the words bro and dude. At times when frustrated they will send long paragraphs saying phrases such as "fake friend" and "asshole bro". Bumfarts typically listen to experimental hiphop and artists such as Tyler to the Creator and Earl Sweatshirt. He was also nominated by a third party made in honor of him for President of the United States in the 2020 Presidential Election which you can find more info about at www.bumfartmondays.business.site

Person 1- I dare you to say bum to Bumfart.
Person 2- No way dude!
Person 1- I triple dog dare you!
Person 2- *goes to Bumfart*- Bum

Bumfart- DONT SAY THAT BRO WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH AN ASSHO! FAKE FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer69 September 27, 2020

bumfuck

To dribble on the end of a spliff while inhaling, thus making the end soggy.

Awww, someone bumfucked the zoot!

by Mark-oner June 3, 2005

Bumfy

Bumf is British slang for useless printed material. Bumfy is more of an adjective.

Miranda this proposal you've written is completely bumfy.

by Ken K. April 21, 2006

BUMFLUFF

IN A TOILET THERE IS FLUFF ON THE TOILET SEAT

THERE IS SO MUCH BUMFLUFF

by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019