Buffer

A mustache that accompanies your mouth when giving fellatio.

Im growing out my buffer", "She likes my buffer", "I buffed it with my buffer

by Rockwoodsfinest August 17, 2010

ass buffer

one who eats ass; usually used to describe a fag.

Look at that guy in the tight pants, he is definately an ass buffer

by TurningGargoyle May 31, 2007

buffer

Someone who cleans the streets of graffiti.

Dang the buffers came by and cleaned the streets up in less than an hour!

by LAJC1 May 29, 2007

gay buffer

Elderly male, usually gay or imputedly gay. Elderly male living alone so assumed to be gay by those with no other knowledge of him.

Derived from English slang for elderly male "old buffer"; 'buffer' being an industrial employment in metalworking.

Him? He lives in that house on his own, guess he's a gay buffer.

by MoLincs July 11, 2010

bufferstep

The product of someone streaming shoutcast radio (or similar) to more people than their net connection can handle.
Often associated with Dougstep

"Man this radio station is buffering like hell, i cant hear a thing"
"Yeah man, proper bufferstep bizniz"

by e_mpika March 3, 2007

buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

by pfon November 28, 2012

Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015