I want to get out buffer

The origin of this sentence is in Hebrew.
State that the person disagree with a certain thing, or something seems wrong, so that the person want's to express his disfavors.

He: Let's get this women to dance for us.
She: I want to get out buffer.

by Elad August 29, 2005

Tommy buffer

The Tommy buffer is accounting for additional time when inviting a Tommy to an event. The buffer scales based on the importance of the event, and can range from 30 minutes to 2 days.

I’m so excited for my party but I had to use the Tommy buffer to make sure that Tommy was there on time.

by Jluke2024 February 15, 2024

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

behavior buffer

A strategy teachers done by teachers to correct bad behavior from students. This is done by placing badly behaved students around good or quiet students in hopes that the bad student will learn from the good student how to be good.

“I can’t believe my seat got moved next to Jacob”

“Yeah he’s so loud and mean.”
“I feel like a behavior buffer.”

by That’s crazyyyyy January 3, 2024

scrotum buffer

One who practices the fine art of fellatio. Similar to cock buffer. Usually describes 'omo's.

Gee, Bill, I can't believe you wolfed Bob's knob. You're a real scrotum buffer.

by Buzz-ard September 30, 2005

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.

Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!

by LX111101 November 23, 2023