Bread Sanford 

Revenue, Cash flow, or any other term to define money gotten legally or illegally

E. J. : Man, I'm broke af, my nigga!
Quincy: You big dummy, you better get your hustle on and get that Bread Sanford!

Bread Sanford by TechieThugg September 20, 2019

Bread Crust 

Bread (bred), n., (Belonging to Reality and Exploiting Anyone who is Developmental)
Crust (krust), n., (Conforming to Reality with Underlining Superficial Traits)

1) Acronymic phrase referring to the two types of people involved in the mainstream genre. "BREAD" refers to the mainstream media in general and anyone willing to exploit the masses of conformative people looking to "fit in" with the popular crowd (i.e. Eminem, MTV, etc.). "CRUST" refers to the consumers in the industry that are highly influenced by mainstream media and will gullibly conform to any standards set by popular icons.

Thanks to the Bread Crusts, my hope for mankind has diminished.

Bread Crust by Essix April 16, 2005

Bread in the Shed 

A rather severe yeast infection.

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"

Bread in the Shed by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006

bread and circus 

A sports event that is used to keep the stupid masses dumb and under control by keeping them fed and entertained like during the ancient roman times when they gave free bread and free entry to games like gladiator fights, chariot races, etc to keep the masses happy and under control.

Are you going to watch the superbowl tonight? nah I dont watch sports, its all bread and circus.

bread and circus by Wise Silver Wolf February 2, 2020

Bread crumbs and beaver spit 

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

Bread crumbs and beaver spit by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

Bread jesus 

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

Bread jesus by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021

Bread Wipe 

When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.

Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.

I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.

Bread Wipe by SunShizzle June 1, 2011