cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

Penn State Brandywine

A Penn State branch campus, located in Media, PA with a very high acceptance rate and a football team that has been undefeated since 1967. According to a bulletin board on the second floor of the residence hall....skipping a class is like 30 dollars (source was not listed).

Penn State Brandywine’s football team has been undefeated for over 50 years!

by PennStateBrandywinexD November 10, 2017

Branny

Branny - meaning Brand New, Brand Spanking New, Unused, Still with Tags

The boat is a branny

by Davymac786 July 9, 2016

Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

Brance

Brance is the gay ship Between Bruce Yamada and Vance Hopper from the movie The Black Phone.

“Hello, what’s your favorite ship?”
“Oh it has to be Brance!”

by StanJackStauber March 14, 2023

North Branch Middle School

North Branch Middle is filled with fake ass hoes, cunts, jerks, annoying nerds, and some more. They give you to much work and tells us to turn it in the next day like tf? Also don’t get me started with the food , it’s so gross i can’t even. But tell me why tf are the stupid lil 6th and 5th graders a middle schooler, that isn’t right they should be in elementary like go home. But over all the school isn’t that bad but it isn’t good, they need to step up a level and get it together.

“Wanna buy a tv for your boyfriend Ally?” “no you must go to north branch middle school”

by Bitch don’t bother me February 26, 2019

Branny

Makes plans but never follows through with them. A person who is extremely overly happy. Inexplicably happy, psychotically happy.

Person 1: Hey, you want to meet me at the movies at 5:00?
Person 2: Yea
5:00 comes around and person 2 never showed.
Person 1: Man, I can't believe she pulled a brany on me!

Gee today is great day cause I'm in such a branny mood! :D

by BrandNewPwns February 8, 2010