Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 12, 2006

bumbersailing

Rollerblading, using an umbrella (also known as a bumbershoot) as a sail.

The wind was perfect for kite flying and bumbersailing along the riverwalk.

by MisterInvisible December 26, 2008

blubbersphere

A very rotund person whose body resembles that of a sphere.

Susan was quite the blubbersphere before doctors cut out her stomach.

by JesusFig September 20, 2009

Blueberry sock slap

When someone dips there genitals in blue paint, then proceeds to cock slap someone in the face. As a result of the cock slap, the man's parts are printed on the other person's face.

The first guy who is stupid enough to fall asleep at a party with friends... Gets the Blueberry sock slap.

by TrollDeputy February 9, 2013

blumperdecker

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking a shit in the back part of the toilet or otherwise known as an upper decker. For the desired effect you must ejaculate into the toilet bowl and leave unflushed semen in the toilet. Someone will see the semen and procede to flush it unaware that the toilet bowl will now be filled with shit. Its a perfect mash-up of the blumpkin and upper decker

My roomates wouldnt stop leaving the toilet unflushed full of piss so I left them a very surpising blumperdecker

by mypimppony May 4, 2015

blubber fart

A fart that has the ability to clear an Igloo typically after digesting a hearty meal.

Jerome: Man, who let a blubber fart go?

Benson: Sorry, that one was mine.

by Orange Kanye March 6, 2017

Blueberry Muffin

The best food ever created!!

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!

by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017