Blooming

the act of tripping on mushrooms.

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.

by bbones. August 8, 2010

Bloop blooping

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop

Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.

by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021

Bloomington

A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!

Where are you from?

Bloomington.

Where?

Its a shit hole 10 miles south of Victoria

Where do you go to school?

Bloomington.

**Laughter**

by i got out thank god! June 24, 2008

Booking

When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!

We went to the book store to get some ammunition for booking.

by Jackalman December 14, 2007

Scrap Booking

Taking a family photo album and closing it around an erect member and then proceeding to fornicate with said photo album.

Bonus points are achieved for depositing man goo on Nan's face.

Dave Dench was caught Scrap Booking his mother's favourite album, she was upset.

by Wakers June 1, 2007

Brookings

A South Dakotan town in which there are more cows than people, and more pickup trucks than modern haircuts. Shortened as, "Bkx"

"I can't git those steel toe cowboy boots anywhere but in Brookings!"

by Chelsmeh February 19, 2009

blocking da cock

Playa hatin' on a male's dick

I was fuckin' with her best friend and so wen I tried to holla at her, the other friend was blocking da cock.

by Fresh22 August 5, 2007