Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.

"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.

by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010

dumb blonde

A blonde who is dumb (in other words, a blonde). Also see: "Redundant."

Paris Hilton is a dumb blonde.

by Sylocat November 3, 2007

aviation blonde

A girl who dyes her hair blonde.

ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.

Half of california.

by PostPunk April 17, 2003

Punchy Blonde

A girl that wears a “modernized” cowgirl aesthetic, has bright blue eyes, the worst spray tan you’ve ever seen, and blonde hair that’s usually curled with a cowboy hat on top.

Hey look over there!

Why?
It’s a girl with ranglers and bright blue eyes.
Oh is she a punchy blonde?

by Anonymous6942000 June 27, 2022

blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.

Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.

by blondroast March 26, 2017

blond oboist

He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.

Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist

by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015

volatile blonde

A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.

I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!

by lovescalifornia November 4, 2009