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Doll bludger

A doll bludger is someone who can physically work and doesn't have any medical conditions to stop them from working, but don't want to work.
Instead the will go on job seeker (job seeker(not really looking for work) and take 5¢ from every tax payers incomes to support their lazy asses.
Tax payer: oi what's your name
Doll bludger: doll
Tax payer: phuck you doll
Doll bludger: what's your name
Tax payer: tax wh...
Doll bludger: phuck you tax
by coop-meme January 6, 2021
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Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own
When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.
by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021
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Cock blogger

A cock blocker on-line.
A person who blogs about roosters.
Guy 1: why are you posting pics of me and my ex on IG.

Guy 2: so my sister can stop flirting with you.
Guy 1: you friggin Cock blogger!
by Steven Stephalonavich September 24, 2021
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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags November 27, 2011
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schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.
Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."
by Ste V B May 1, 2015
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bludge

by Rafael Casas Rivera October 11, 2003
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Blodwen Buildings

Dominating the emmense Port Davies skyline, these triple towers located on the banks of the River Avon.

They are the centre of the government of the county of Wales.

At the top of each of the three towers is a penthouse apartment; the first tower, named The Edward I tower provides a city residence for the High Sheriff. The second, known as the Henry VIII tower provides a residence for the Deputy Sheriff, Lt. Col. Richard W. Norman CBE PhD. The 3rd tower, the Elizabeth II tower is the High Sheriff's families' residence.
"the most impressive landmark on Earth is the Blodwen Buidings"
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