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In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.
Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.
by anarcissie November 4, 2019
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blob fart

1 A fart causing an accidental release of excrement.
2 A stupid or annoying person.
The new boss is a right blob fart.
by ThePillenwerfer July 26, 2023
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blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it
pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
by pandypandora June 1, 2021
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Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
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blob job

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”
by nanalover123 October 1, 2019
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Blobbing

When come drips out of the vag after it has been filled
You haven't had sex in a while you shot so much come inside me I am blobbing now
by Markim May 10, 2018
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blob

by Randy Pincherson March 31, 2023
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