Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Blifton

Peeing in a bottle and and filling it all the way to the top

Bro I didn't wanna get outta bed last night so I pulled a blifton in this Gatorade bottle

by Stretchysnow December 4, 2016

Blimblammer

Noun - An incredibly eccentric prostitute

Guy 1: Woah, look over there, that's one crazy street girl!
Guy 2: She's a total Blimblammer, keep a wide berth!

by Flamehazard April 13, 2019

Blimbob

A word for someone who does something unique

Strangely, he was blimbobbing

by Kaawel_YT August 9, 2020

Blimy

A name commonly used by the most amazing people in the world. If someone has the name blimy, that means they are someone you can trust because they are the most pure and loving people ever. Don't ignore people named blimy because you'll regret making such a beautiful person sad.

Person 1 - "Oh, are you friends with Blimy?"
Person 2 - "Yeah I am! They're the best friend I could ever ask for"

by kisseryoon November 8, 2021

Blimp Jesus

A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

by Dante real man July 24, 2023