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Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.
Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!

Ass Blaster 

Whoah! That "ass blaster" sure can dump a load on Iraqi soil!

meat blaster 

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.
Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.
meat blaster by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

Master-Blaster 

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.
A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!
Master-Blaster by eda-skip October 6, 2021

master blaster

A talented and hard working individual,a gunner; who shows expertise in a particular facet of their job (esp. in forensic toxicology)
That Excel spreadsheet makes multi-point quants easy; it must have been written by a master blaster.
master blaster by mefron July 29, 2008

mook blaster 

a squirt gun filled with liquid shit.
aww man, I just got squirted with a mook blaster. that's why I smell so bad. aww damn, it smells like CiCi's pizza.
mook blaster by Matt April 10, 2004